Congratulations to meeee, this is my 50th blog post since it was born on January 26, 2011! I should buy myself a banana pudding cupcake from Bliss to celebrate.
I’m not sure what I did before I discovered blogging… I guess I just kept all my thoughts to myself. I still feel like most of my friends are unaware of my blog. I’ve shared it on facebook a few times, but part of me would rather ramble on to strangers. I don’t really censor myself, and I hate offending people.
People love to say negative things online. You can use “anonymous” as a mask and say whatever they heck you want. I’ve done it before. I recently used “anonymous” on lululemon blogs to tell everyone how ugly I think the Gratitude Wrap is. Everyone is obsessed with it for some reason–the website recently crashed because everyone was so all over that stupid thing.
It looks like a homeless dumpy-butted pumpkin sack:
And since this is my blog, I don’t feel bad about expressing my opinion 🙂 Honestly, It would actually be cute if it wasn’t poofed out at the bottom with a drawstring. But I guess then we could call it a “Gratitude Jacket” instead of a “Gratitude Wrap”. Yes?….sure.
Funniest search terms lately on my blog:
“supplements to stay wet during sex”
“crossfit porn girls”
“your hair is not that long”
But my favorite of all time is: “ugly feet”.
I really wonder if there are such supplements. And I also wonder why crossfit girls are doing porn…
I think I’ll be brave and post this to facebook.
❤ Happy Tuesday!