I think I would fail at the Whole 30 because all I ever eat are pretend unhealthy foods.
And this Creamy Avocado and Spinach Chicken Pasta from PaleOMG.
I FINALLY used my new blender! My food processor refused to process my avocado. Yeah it was a little on the firm side, but it’s still mostly fat. Slice it up you pansy! The blender actually laughed at me when I questioned whether or not it could handle the avocado…
I finally tried Kill Cliff.
I had been curious about it since I see posts all the time on facebook from crossfit folks. (Use the code RAZORBACK for 10% off and free shipping!) It tasted kinda like “Fresca” to me… Do you remember that stuff?
I’m not a soft drink person at all. Kill Cliff is a lot less bubbly, though. And when you drink it, it totally feels like you’re doing something you shouldn’t be. But it’s only 15 [carefully processed] calories.
Two things going on in my life right now…
- I officially feel like I have the right to say that I can almost do double unders. I did 63 in a row yesterday. And I only stopped because I ran out of air. Apparently it’s important to breathe while you jump rope–who knew?
- I had my teeth cleaned yesterday. No cavities, my teeth are healthy, straight, pretty, clean, and all that jazz. Unfortunately, I need a splint for my TMJ.
I went to the dentist again today to discover that it’s going to run me $2,300 to get this thing made. I always thought I’d use my savings account to put towards a house. Or a wedding, or a car, or a European vacation. Apparently it will instead be going towards fixing my shoddy jaw. Unless I choose to live with the pain instead… which I have to admit, is pretty tempting. I can’t decide… but until then, I am going to stop chewing gum, sit up straighter at work, and start using the “wedge”.
It’s a torture device given to me by my chiropractor to try and bring the curve back into my neck that has been lost. Probably because I text all the time. And chew gum. And sleep on a pillow. Fail.